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For Love Or Moneyby Clayton WalnumI was going to try something new for this column, but it turns out that a Peter Gabriel “Slipperman” costume chafes like crazy -- even after dumping in a full can of talcum powder. Worse, once I had the costume on, I couldn’t find any place to store my five-pound bag of gummy worms. I mean, didn’t Peter ever hear of those new inventions called pockets? So, while I try to wiggle out of this thing, let’s take a look at the mail bag. Let’s see … death threat, death threat, phone bill, death threat, Victoria’s Secret catalog, death threat … Ah, here we go! Here’s a nice note from a fine fella named Rich Barden, who writes:
Thanks, Rich! I don’t need a raise, because writing about prog is more a passion than an occupation, and email like yours makes it all worthwhile – that along with knowing that I am, in some small way, helping spread the word about the great groups who make this fine music. Of course, the most important benefit of writing for ProgressiveWorld.net is the way I get mobbed by admiring females at the prog conventions. Anyway, in case you’re wondering (and even if you’re not), one reason I folded my reviews into this column, under the “Clay’s CDs in Rotation” banner, was so I had an excuse to review only CDs I liked. I love to recommend great music (or at least what I think of as great music), but I hate to trash someone’s hard work, especially considering that musical opinions are so subjective and personal – and that goes triple for prog. Lest you think that I mention only favorable emails, here’s something a little different from Byron Balaski, who has a bone to pick with my articles on Genesis:
Thanks for the email, Byron! Hope you’re enjoying those cement shoes I arranged for you. Seriously, thanks for your comments. (By the way, Byron is referring to my article, “Tricks Of The Tale: A Guide To Genesis, Part 1: The Gabriel Years.”) Byron’s email reinforces what I said earlier: You just can’t stuff a five-pound bag of gummy worms anywhere into a Slipperman costume. No wait! What I said was that reviews are subjective and personal. I do, however, need to clarify Byron’s email a bit. What I actually said was that the second part of The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway -- not the entire album -- was uninspired and unexciting. I think the first half is terrific, and I think the second half has a few strong moments. I also said that even a flawed Genesis album was better than most of everything else released at the time. Listen to the album again? With pleasure, but it will be about the 1,000th time. And, of course, I did re-listen, as well as take notes, as I worked on the Genesis piece. Now, here’s a little something from Kerry Muller:
Thanks for reading, Kerry! Your Yes experiences match a lot of “prog heads.” (Kerry is referring to my article “Tales From The Edge: A Guide To Yes, Part 1: The Classic Prog Years.”) Yes disappointed much of their audience with Tales From Topographic Oceans (in no small part because Alan White replaced Bill Bruford on drums), and many people consider that album to the first down-turning point in Yes’s career. It was definitely at that point that the mainstream press stopped praising the group and became downright vicious. I happen to love Tales, although even I have to admit that a lot of stuff could have been cut out, especially the whole first half of the second track, “The Remembering.” (My wife says that the band also should have removed the bikini calendar from the album’s gatefold; we won’t tell her that’s just in my copy of Tales, right?) I chose to end the first part of my Yes overview right before the release of Tales for all these reasons (plus when I took the album out to start reviewing it, I got engrossed in that calendar). Most people would agree that the group’s best albums are The Yes Album, Fragile, and Close To The Edge. Pressing Onward, Advancing, Sallying Forth and other RedundanciesAnd so now we get to the whole point of this column: an excuse to subject you gentle readers to misguided and downright bizarre opinions. More importantly, though, it’s time to discuss love and money. (Place joke here about King Crimson’s “Ladies Of The Road.”) One question that’s been bothering me lately: Is it just me or do squirrels have really soulful eyes? More pertinent to this discussion, though: Do prog artists today have to work really hard to make a living? Or do they put in those long hours only for the love of the music?
Does this guy ever sleep? When does he eat? Does he ever have time with his family? And, most importantly, does he own one of those cool Wakeman-style gold capes?
Does he even have time to take a deep breath? Does he buy drum sticks by the barrel? And, yes, I have to ask: Does he own one of those cool Wakeman-style gold capes? Another thing to notice is how interconnected these many prog projects are. Forget Kevin Bacon. Anyone for Six Degrees of Mike Portnoy? Let’s make it even trickier by both starting and ending with Portnoy: Mike Portnoy is in Dream Theater with John Petrucci… You can even make connections from present prog to past prog and back again, such as with Six Degrees of Steve Morse: Trent Gardner was in Explorer’s Club with Terry Bozzio… All this proves that I have way too much time on my hands. Moreover, it shows that everyone is working with everyone else, and most of these people would love to have 30 hours in a day rather than only 16. (Don’t go jumping all over me; I know full well that there are actually 22 hours in a day.) I’m sure some of these folks would like to slow down a bit, but, although the prog audience has gotten bigger in recent years, being in a prog band isn’t exactly like being a member of No Doubt. First, you don’t sell as many records as No Doubt. Second, you don’t get to stare at Gwen Stafani. (God, I’m such a guy.) But, if these folks didn’t love what they did, they wouldn’t be able to put in such long hours, right? [And one could write a whole novel on how much Clive Nolan gets around – ed.] And now it’s time for (drum roll please)…. Clay’s CDs in RotationI’ve been pretty lazy lately. Okay, I’ve been lazy since the day I was born, but no matter how you look at it, I’ve got a huge backlog of albums to review. So, here are just some of the great CDs I’ve been listening to lately.
Anyone who's read much of my music writings knows that I'm a real stickler when it comes to melody. If the early Enchant albums had a flaw, it was that many of the vocal melodies were unmemorable and clumsy. Enchant has fixed that, becoming, over the years, important songwriters in the genre. Moreover, Enchant's songs have a distinctive sound that's instantly identifiable. And did I mention that Ted Leonard is a terrific vocalist? [See also Keith's, Davide's, Bobo's and Steph's reviews -ed.]
The Mars Volta - De-loused In The Comatorium
A fabulous piece of work with musicianship -- especially the drumming -- that is out of this world. When the major labels start signing acts like this, one can only hope that progressive music is about to make a serious comeback, albeit in a more modern style, one that harkens back not only to classic prog, but also wraps in the significant developments of modern groups such as Radiohead and Porcupine Tree. This is the best album to come from a major label in a long time. In a word: Wow! Thinking Plague - Early Plague Years
Tracks like "Yesterday I Found Myself" reveal Tabor's King's X background, but, again, it’s King;s X interpreted by a modern group like Stone Temple Pilots. "I Just Wanna Be Like You" is in the considerably competent style of the Foo Fighters, one of the best power-pop groups out there. "Paging Willie Mays," on the other hand, sounds like George Harrison gone metal. As you can expect with Tybor behind the frets, the guitar solos are terrific (although short, as dictated by the power-pop style). I don't know whether the boys did this album just for fun or to try and capture a new audience. Frankly, I don't care. This is an album for when you're all progged out, and just want a set of good songs. [See also Keith's and Steph's reviews - ed.]
Sonically, the album is nicely recorded, each instrument sounding just as it should, clear and crisp. The production, however, is bare bones, so much so that the album comes across more as a one-off live recording rather than a carefully thought-out studio album. Still, something keeps drawing me back, which is, of course, why I'm talking about it here. The bottom line is that Akacia has a lot of potential. They just need a producer to polish off their rough edges. Akacia
If you liked the previous Spock’s Beard opus Snow, you’ll go bonkers over Morse’s Testimony -- assuming, of course, that you can deal with the religious content. Luckily, as Morse has promised, the lyrics avoid preachiness, being instead more biographical. However, words like “God” and “Jesus” pop up everywhere, and more than one hymn – albeit in rock form -- makes its appearance in these tracks. In short, unlike Snow, Testimony makes no attempt at subtlety. Still, I’ve always figured people should sing about what they want, as long as the music is great. (Gee, how big of me.) From the first notes of “The Land Of The Beginning Again,” Morse’s incredible sense of melody jumps from the CD. (If there’s a better songwriter in modern prog, I don’t know who it is.) Moreover, we get treated to an authentic orchestra, which never gets overdone, always adding the perfect touch of depth and classiness to the proceedings. The songs themselves range from pop to pop-prog to raging prog, with plenty of reoccurring themes and intense musical ideas. Calling these tracks “songs,” however, risks understatement. Although the album boasts 29 tracks, Morse’s journey actually comprises five lengthy suites, running 41, 32, 12, 28, and 11 minutes in length. Within each part, the songs segue smoothly one into the other, giving the impression of much longer compositions. Testimony is already on my list for one of the best prog albums of the year. Neal, you’re still my hero. Welcome back. [See also Davide's, Keith's, Eric's and Steph's reviews -ed.] Until next time, send me your proggy thoughts via email at cwalnum@claytonwalnum.com, and be sure to visit www.claytonwalnum.com while you’re at it. Most importantly, keep on proggin’!
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